Goodness knows there is enough of dressing and undressing to be gone through in life without beginning it before we need; and one would think that people who live in bed might at all events be spared the torture.

天知道，一生中穿衣脱衣的麻烦已经够多，何必还没必要就早早开始；人总会想，整天住在床上的人，至少该免受这番折腾吧。